"Yeah, well I would have you in a headlock now, but they make us behave now we're s'posed to be role models setting a shining example to the children."

Leah flicks her wand and another essay moves from one pile to the next, while her enchanted quill moves down the next subject, picking out spelling errors in red.

"Wait until closing, mate. Then I'll welcome you home properly."

It'll involve ice down his robes, you'll see.