Steph shakes her head, struggling to keep that straight face. "I don't understand how it's an effective counterattack, but I guess if you provoked the squid ... maybe?"

She hesitates.

"Wait, there's actually a squid? A deadly squid?"

This is a serious, innocent question. It's hard to sort out truth from legend around here - and some of the staff are disgracefully prone to teasing the newbie.