http://elementwizard.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] elementwizard.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] au_hogwarts2011-09-15 09:20 pm
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Somedays the Bacon Just Walks Off.

Title: Bacon Golem
Setting (time/situation/location): Modern day (2011 ish)/ Hogwarts school!
Canon Veracity: Sure, why not?
Characters Allowed: Open to All
Notes: Not so much a game but a one shot thingy with an idea.



The smell of bacon rises up in the air. Something has gone horribly wrong. Someone has completely misread their transfiguration text book while doing their homework.

Onto the grounds lurches something that never should be. Never should have happened. And with any lucky never will happen again.

... a bacon golem!

And running behind it is a very flustered sixth year Hufflepuff in need of help.
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[identity profile] dotheritething.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Petrificus Totalis!"

Fortunately, there's an irritated Ravenclaw seventh year who was having a pleasant afternoon with his nose in an advanced Arithmancy book nearby. He doesn't have time for this.

[identity profile] elementwizard.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Alec skitters to a stop when the golem does too and looks very relieved. He should have thought of that, but... that would have required thinking.

[identity profile] dotheritething.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
"Why am I completely unsurprised that this is your fault?" Adrian mused, already sitting back down to open his book again.

[identity profile] elementwizard.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
He trots over to Adrian with a smile on his face. "Because if something goes weird likely it's my fault?"

[identity profile] dotheritething.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
"You're as bad as Peeves," Adrian grumbles and props his book up on his knees, deliberately blocking Alec out.

[identity profile] elementwizard.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Nah, Peeves is worse. I don't do it on purpose."

He sits down next to Adrian and tries to look at his book.

[identity profile] dotheritething.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Peeves can't help it. He's a poltergeist, you both act according to your natures." He lets Alec look at the book, because there is no earthly way he will understand it.

[identity profile] elementwizard.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. Not a word, especially at this angle. Arithmancy and Alec weren't in the same circles.

"And what's my nature then?"

[identity profile] dotheritething.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Completely insane," Adrian growls. "Can you leave me alone? I have sixteen problems to work out here."

[identity profile] elementwizard.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Alec sniffs and leans against him, turning away from the book. Fine then. Be like that.

[identity profile] dotheritething.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
That's not exactly leaving him alone, but it's better than he usually gets when Alec's around. He'll take it.

[identity profile] elementwizard.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
He's quiet for all of two minutes before asking. "What should i do with it?"

[identity profile] dotheritething.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
"Give it to the house elves? They'll love all the free bacon." Adrian sounds a little distracted.

[identity profile] elementwizard.livejournal.com 2011-09-17 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe we'll have it for breakfast tomorrow." Alec doesn't notice it yet.
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