Somedays the Bacon Just Walks Off.

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

Title: Bacon Golem
Setting (time/situation/location): Modern day (2011 ish)/ Hogwarts school!
Canon Veracity: Sure, why not?
Characters Allowed: Open to All
Notes: Not so much a game but a one shot thingy with an idea.



The smell of bacon rises up in the air. Something has gone horribly wrong. Someone has completely misread their transfiguration text book while doing their homework.

Onto the grounds lurches something that never should be. Never should have happened. And with any lucky never will happen again.

... a bacon golem!

And running behind it is a very flustered sixth year Hufflepuff in need of help.

Comments

[dotheritething.livejournal.com]

"Peeves can't help it. He's a poltergeist, you both act according to your natures." He lets Alec look at the book, because there is no earthly way he will understand it.

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

Nope. Not a word, especially at this angle. Arithmancy and Alec weren't in the same circles.

"And what's my nature then?"

[dotheritething.livejournal.com]

"Completely insane," Adrian growls. "Can you leave me alone? I have sixteen problems to work out here."

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

Alec sniffs and leans against him, turning away from the book. Fine then. Be like that.

[dotheritething.livejournal.com]

That's not exactly leaving him alone, but it's better than he usually gets when Alec's around. He'll take it.

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

He's quiet for all of two minutes before asking. "What should i do with it?"

[dotheritething.livejournal.com]

"Give it to the house elves? They'll love all the free bacon." Adrian sounds a little distracted.

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

"Maybe we'll have it for breakfast tomorrow." Alec doesn't notice it yet.